freestylemonster:

eyeballfarts:

awww

If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.
daddyfuckedme:

daddyfuckedme:

daddyfuckedme:

IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!
Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.
Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $188 dollar Lelo ora as well.
If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products. You can get any toys for 5% off with discount word “tonight” until the giveaway is over.
Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.
And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires to increase your chances. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.
You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.
GOOD LUCK ;)

THE FIRST WINNER’S ITEM HAS BEEN SHIPPED TODAY BUT THERE ARE STILL SIX MORE CHANCES TO WIN, PICKING THE NEXT WINNER THIS COMING WEEKEND SO KEEP LIKING AND/OR REBLOGGING TO INCREASE YOUR CHANCES!!

PICKING THE NEXT WINNER THIS WEEKEND!!!!

satanicnoodle:

It’s not about men or women.

Nobody should ever hit anyone.

Nobody should ever rape anyone.

Nobody should ever murder anyone.

Nobody should ever beat anyone.

Nobody should ever threaten anyone.

Nobody should ever insult anyone.

Nobody should ever make anyone uncomfortable.

Nobody should ever touch anyone without their consent.

Nobody should ever steal from anyone.

Nobody should ever humiliate anyone.

(Source: thinkaboutitforasec, via sexualwitch)

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via just-hazelgrace)